Sunday, July 28, 2024

God's Reject

  

  I thought I'd eventually outgrow The Devil's Rejects but I rewatched it last night and realized I've actually never fully grown into it. Here's this movie I've loved for damn near 20 years and suddenly it has a cranking, whirring and sliding Murphy Door to a winding staircase of Dr. Robert Zombie's most accomplished lab experiment. On the surface Rejects is a spectacular Frankensteinian monster that appears to be a simple 'throwback' to '70s exploitation movies but it's also a unique and measured satire. It went from being one of my casual favorites to edging into my all-time Top 10 because it's pretty much perfect on all fronts.

  First off, visually, it's almost a prototype for me. If I'm dissatisfied with a movie's aesthetic, Rejects is either first or second on my wishlist of How Most Movies Should Look. Every single aspect of the color, the contrast, the lighting, the grainy texture — I adore every frame so much. Even the way he blocks scenes, utilizes the frame, slow zooms, and the energy he brings to handheld is all so casual without being aimless or one-note. There's a distinct style here that's complimented by the sharp control in the editing, especially the use of slides and dissolves.

  But more than that is how he navigates the varying tones and shifts in narrative framing, achieving an uncanny harmony that's pretty remarkable. RZ has as much desire to entertain as he does to horrify. None of the horror is ever undercut by a joke nor is any of the horror intrusive on the humor — which is important considering the upsetting places that this movie goes. 

  Our 'Antihero' (a dubious designation), John Quincy Wydell, is a deeply angry person who jumps to threaten someone with brutal assault simply for insulting "The King" Elvis Presley. So when it comes to his 'righteous' mission for vengeance and Frontier Justice, it's obvious his intentions have little to no nobility. He's full of faux-badass one-liners and monologues, even hypocritically balking when others do the same bullshit posturing that he does in front of a mirror at home. And that hypocrisy is what defines his arc: he becomes who he hates. Again, he's aware of this, but he thinks it's a necessary part of his mission, "walkin' The Line," instead of delusional entitlement to violence. Yeah, The Fireflies are irredeemable monsters, no doubt, but them being awful doesn't absolve Wydell of his own accountability just cuz he's got a badge.

  When no other police are around, Wydell slithers in and murders a handcuffed Mother Firefly but with the added venom of sexual violence since he initiates it with erotic coercion as he 'fucks' her stomach with a knife. He even uses this later to taunt Baby, saying "I bet that old whore came before I took her miserable life." This isn't any different than the graphic sexual assault of Gloria Sullivan by Otis Firefly as he shoved his gun into her panties and, later, uses it to taunt Roy Sullivan with "I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun." The only difference is choice of weapon.

  The parallels and flip-flopping tones constantly challenge the very idea of any binary Allegiances. One of them is working for The Lord and the others are doing The Devil's Work; they're all scum but at least the Devil's Rejects are honest about what they are. There's even a specific point where Zombie shows his hand: the turn happens after Wydell has an incredibly tender moment with the Rejects' traumatized maid. Zombie holds on her pained face as Wydell walks away, making her and her pain feel significant rather than a backdrop. Right after this, though, Wydell meets up with The Unholy Two, a couple of scuzzy bounty hunters he's paid to track down the Fireflies. They look as gritty and fringe as the Rejects themselves and Wydell doesn't mince words as he makes it known he thinks they're beneath him, which means he's embraced a 'necessary evil' — nevermind the fact that he's turning toward evil. And right after their exchange we cut to the infamous Tutti-Frutti scene, the first moment where these sadistic murdering necrophiliacs are shown in an endearing light. This is a brilliant editing choice because, from here on out, The Line is completely blurred as Zombie challenges us to enjoy the Fireflies' company as Wydell becomes a more annoying, embittered killjoy.

 The ethos of the bottlenecking narratives is for us to ask ourselves when and if we're okay with Sadism and Torture, and we even get to laugh along the way.

  The chill hangout aspect to the character building brings the much-needed light that gives this movie balance. With rhythmic dialog that sounds naturalistic because of the cast's chemistry—they all sound like people who've worked together for years—playing off of each other with funny asides that also reveal enough to humanize them. Again, RZ never tells us what to feel, but he refuses to let any character, no matter how small, feel insignificant. Miraculously, the pacing doesn't suffer when we get a bit about how one of the deputies has low blood sugar or the roadie for Banjo & Sullivan wishes he was a rodeo clown instead (or a prostitute who thinks she could really make some money cosplaying some "Star Wars shit" and her pimp not wanting to do it because he doesn't have the patience for nerds). With expert precision we're thrown from that back into terror and bloodshed without getting whiplash.

  With this movie alone Zombie proves himself as a dab-hand juggler who's capable of never dropping any balls he throws up in the air. His coordination and everything he achieves with it makes for one of the most underappreciated American films ever made.

Monday, July 15, 2024

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 "MOMMY! DADDY! UNMAKE ME!! AND SAVE ME FROM THE HELL OF LIVING!!!"

  Like an entry wound bursting open, Longlegs starts with a bang and from there we tour a dark and wet cadaver until emerging from the exit wound bloody and confused, but at least T.Rex is playing.

Guided by a wicked command of anticipation with a torturous use of negative space, clever subversions of visual cliches, and paranoid pacing that only a stalker could instill, Osgood Perkins more than meets the hype NEON propped up for Longlegs: he shatters it. Due to that hype, I was ready for this movie to either knock me out or ruin my weekend but it actually managed to surprise me. It being an intensely spooky, moody, and doomy horror movie isn't surprising but what caught me off-guard was its wonderful comedic streak. I laughed quite a bit when I wasn't clenching my fists and my teeth.

  And it isn't funny as a calculated means to release tension, but, almost incidentally amusing, like there's never a good time to let your guard down. There's a deadpan wit with whiffs of camp during scenes of awkward socialization. That uncanny mixture is what makes Nic Cage's casting so perfect: he's just as funny as he is scary. Anytime I laughed at/with something he said or did, it was never without a nervous rattle in my throat. He occupies every single frame of this movie whether he's visible or not because of how Perkins builds an oppressive atmosphere but also because Longlegs himself is so memorable. Part of the marketing was in hiding his face and enticing you to come see it–even the first half of the movie obscures his full visage–so naturally my curiosity hooked me in. But whence he was fully revealed, I fucking HATED looking at him.

  Cursed with the kind of face that imprints on your eyelids, and not just because of the make-up layered on to make Cage unrecognizable, but because of how he brings it to life. He's currently squatting in the part of my brain that houses my other intrusive thoughts, cognitively summoning against my will, especially at night or when my apartment is quiet. His unique mode of sensorial eccentricity sticks like napalm; certain lines are burned into my tongue so when I'm stimming I'll blurt out his line deliveries like catchy song lyrics. He is an audio-visual parasite and I'm battling the inflections infection.

  There's hardly any solace to be found in Maika Monroe's Lee Harker, either. Watching her navigate this movie's disciplined momentum creates another sense of unease on top of what Cage brings to it. She plays Lee with a reserved propulsion, like a hummingbird that's been wrapped in duct tape, matching the movie's pacing with a stifled anxiety. It's an evolution of the performance she gave in WATCHER, upping her already remarkable game as a modern Scream Queen; There's a vulnerability to Lee without fragility and a toughness without stoicism. People have characterized Lee as a riff on Clarice Starling which is a slightly sexist misread. I see her as more in line with Will Graham (Hugh Dancy's, to be specific) as she's perceptive and clever with cursed third-eye insight. This kind of performance could easily dip into shifty, fidgety, eye-darting cliches but Monroe showcases a control of subtlety. Lee is also socially alien which is where more of the humor pokes through, especially as she gets these great—albeit short-lived—odd couple moments with her charismatic boss. Blair Underwood plays FBI director Carter with a familiar warmth and charm; He brings an affable Dadness to this horror movie about Fatherly madness until the case roils frustration and confusion out of him. His impatience feels the most like an unturned cliche that the script ever comes close to, until it becomes explicitly clear that the resolution to the case won't be grounded in reality.

  Refreshingly, LONGLEGS goes fully supernatural, there's no interpretative, allegory-pocked cop-out. Hell is downstairs and Satan is there under your feet. In an almost self-aware way, the eschewing of contemporary horror tendencies toward grief and trauma metaphors is baked into the narrative. Parents shielding their children from the Hell of living, trying to crystallize their innocence forever, is the real evil at the heart of this movie. With that said, there's a lot of minutiae and, I guess, lore, that I'm still unpacking (particularly the use of POV shots for the dolls). Perkins suggests so many different things without taking the whole curtain down. What remains shrouded demands a rewatch or two (or three or four or [...]).

  So is Longlegs scary? I mean, that's such a subjective term and I can't encompass every which way that people approach horror movies. What I got out of it certainly scared me because it clung to me. Yeah, there are some effective jumpscares that frightened me (coiled and clever in execution) but if you like emphatic terror, I don't think this is the movie for you.

  But if you like thick fucking dread forcing you to check over your shoulder, then you are the dark.

Tuesday, July 9, 2024

The Top 100: Albums

It's been a while since I posted one of these. Here are what I consider my favorite albums. 

TOP 100
100. The Kinks- We Are the Village Green Preservation Society (1968)
99. Aimee Mann- Bachelor No. 2 (2000)
98. Can- Tago Mago (1970)
97. Cryptopsy- None So Vile (1996)
96. Morbid Angel- Altars of Madness (1989)
95. Peter Gabriel- Security (1982)
94. Weezer- Blue Album (1994)
93. Rush- Hemispheres (1978)
92. Lingua Ignota- Sinner Get Ready (2021)
91. Emperor- Anthems to the Welkin At Dusk (1997)
90. Simon and Garfunkel- Bridge Over Troubled Water (1970)
89. Bjork- Homogenic (1997)
88. Pink Floyd- Animals (1977)
87. Death Grips- Bottomless Pit (2016)
86. Dream Theater- Awake (1994)
85. A Tribe Called Quest- Low End Theory (1991)
84. Carcass- Heartwork (1995)
83. King Crimson- In the Court of the Crimson King (1969)
82. Mercyful Fate- Don't Break the Oath (1984)
81. Portishead- Dummy (1994)
80. Suffocation- Effigy of the Forgotten (1991)
79. Joni Mitchell- Blue (1971)
78. DJ Shadows- Endtroducing (1996)
77. Mr. Bungle- Mr. Bungle (1991)
76. Electric Wizard- Dopethrone (2000)
75. Tom Waits- Bone Machine (1992)
74. Rush- Grace Under Pressure (1984)
73. ELO- A New World Record (1976)
72. The Rolling Stones- Sticky Fingers (1971)
71. Agalloch- The Mantle (2002)
70. Iron Maiden- Powerslave (1984)
69. Scott Walker- The Drift (2006)
68. Brian Eno- Another Green World (1975)
67. Led Zeppelin- Physical Graffiti (1975)
66. The Cure- Disintegration (1989)
65. The Who- Tommy (1969)
64. 16 Horsepower- Sackcloth N' Ashes (1996)
63. Swans- The Seer (2012)
62. Talking Heads- Remain In Light (1980)
61. David Bowie- Station to Station (1976)
60. Nina Simone- Pastel Blues (1965)
59. Dissection- Storm of the Light's Bane (1995)
58. Raekwon- Only Built 4 Cuban Linx (1995)
57. George Harrison- All Things Must Pass (1970)
56. Dead Kennedys- Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables (1981)
55. The Flaming Lips- The Soft Bulletin (1999)
54. Kate Bush- Hounds of Love (1985)
53. Nas- Illmatic (1994)
52. Nine Inch Nails- The Downward Spiral (1994)
51. Ulver- The Marriage of Heaven and Hell (1998)
50. Yes- Relayer (1974)
49. Bob Dylan- Blood On the Tracks (1975)
48. Charles Mingus- The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady (1963)
47. The Smashing Pumpkins- Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (1995)
46. The Beatles- The White Album (1968)
45. Radiohead- Kid A (2000)
44. Frank Zappa- Joe's Garage (1979)
43. Alice In Chains- Dirt (1992)
42. Marillion- Clutching At Straws (1987)
41. Genesis- Selling England By the Pound (1973)
40. My Bloody Valentine- Loveless (1991)
39. Daughters- You Won't Get What You Want (2018)
38. Godspeed You Black Emperor- Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven (2000)
37. Van Der Graaf Generator- Still Life (1976)
36. GZA- Liquid Swords (1995)
35. Cocteau Twins- Heaven or Las Vegas (1990)
34. Pixies- Doolittle (1989)
33. Tool- Lateralus (2001)
32. Public Enemy- It Takes A Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back (1988)
31. Slayer- Reign In Blood (1986)
30. Black Sabbath- Master of Reality (1971)
29. Jellyfish- Spilt Milk (1993)
28. Swans- The Great Annihilator (1995)
27. The Zombies- The Odessey and the Oracle (1968)
26. The Beastie Boys- Paul's Boutique (1989)
25. Queen- A Night At the Opera (1975)
24. Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Here (1975)
23. Opeth- Blackwater Park (2001)
22. Leonard Cohen- Songs of Leonard Cohen (1967)
21. Kendrick Lamar- To Pimp A Butterfly (2015)
20. Marvin Gaye- What's Going On (1971)
19. The Clash- London Calling (1979)
18. The Beatles- Revolver (1966)
17. Mr. Bungle- California (1999)
16. Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention- We're Only In It For the Money (1968)
15. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds- Murder Ballads (1996)
14. Rush- Permanent Waves (1980)
13. King Crimson- Red (1974)
12. Faith No More- Angel Dust (1992)
11. Metallica- Master of Puppets (1986)

TOP TEN
10. Tom Waits- Rain Dogs (1985)
9. Death- Symbolic (1995)
8. David Bowie- The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars (1972)
7. Radiohead- OK Computer (1997)
6. Wu Tang Clan- Enter the 36 Chambers (1993)
5. Elton John- Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (1973)
4. Pink Floyd- The Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
3. The Beach Boys- Pet Sounds (1966)
2. Genesis- The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway (1974)
1. The Beatles- Abbey Road (1969)

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Are you in the 8th grade?

 If I could narrow down the number of great scripts to about 20, George Gallo's work on Midnight Run would be in the pile. 



Something sorely missing from comedies is the characters to feel human. Gallo's script is perfectly calibrated in terms of tone. It's never too goofy and never too violent. So few comedies do this anymore. A comedy doesn't always mean goofy non sequiters and the silliest stuff you can come up with. The way exposition is doled out in the movie is neatly wrapped into character observations. 

We can talk about how the Litmus Configuration is one of the great scenes in comedy history. We can talk about how Serrano's speech to the Duke about 'going home and having a nice meal' manages to turn blood cold. A scene that happens exactly when it needs to, showing why Jonathan Mardukis is frightened for his life as far as the predicament he is in. If this scene was placed at the beginning of the film, it would create a gray cloud over the whole film. Thus diminishing any comedic hijinx that ensues between Jack and The Duke. 

The impetus for this post about Midnight Run is a scene about half way through the picture which raises the stakes for Jack. But isn't through threat of violence. 

The stop in to Chicago where they visit his ex-wife comes at a point in the film where Jack's credit card has been cancelled. He is moneyless. The Duke, being the moral character he is, suggests he go to visit his ex-wife's house. 

When he sees his daughter Denise standing speechless in the doorway, DeNiro's whole body language and vocal inflection change. 'Are you in the 8th grade?' is the queston of a man who is desperately trying to noramlize that awkward moment between them. Seeing the daughter run after him with offering her babysitting money just hits me in the heart. It doesn't kick us out of the story. The rest of the movie builds off it. 


The bits where we see Jack hold his watch up to his ear pay off here. He is trapped in the past and unable to move on. Nine years have gone by and he has refused to take off the watch his ex has gifted him. He simply can't let go. This explanation is echoed in the boxcar scene after a brilliant comic improv regarding chickens on Grodin's part. It's yet another example of how the script uses character moments. It accomplishes two (in this case 3) things at once as all great writing does. 

   1. The story of Jack's watch and why he can't let Gail go
   2. It solidifies the relationship between the two 
   3. The verbal ping pong between them ends with "in the next life", a phrase which returns in their           last scene together. 

By the end of the film, the watch finds itself on the wrist of The Duke. "Something to remember our adventures by." What does Jack get? A cash strap in the neighborhood of $300,000. Even though he is unable to get a taxi drive to break a $1000 bill, he'll get to where he's going. Eventually.