Thursday, April 22, 2021
They'll Take It From Here: Dull Actors And Their Vital Replacements
Wednesday, April 21, 2021
Remember The Shining?!
The release of Doctor Sleep was a revealing social experiment of sorts. Cinephiles and movie critics were forced to finally articulate why they consider The Shining to be a great movie after decades of never having to. Back in 1980 it was met with pretty unanimous derision, then in standard Kubrick fashion the pendulum swung in the extreme opposite direction and everyone declared the movie brilliant and nobody asked why. And that was that; everyone just agreed that Kubrick was granted immunity from hot takes. I’ve personally seen the movie in theaters multiple times - as part of various ‘anniversary’ and Halloween screenings - and after watching it with a sizable portion of the general moviegoing public I can tell you, definitively, that the verdict is anything but unanimous. Based on those screenings, I’d say a more apt description of the movie’s reception is... *drumroll*... mixed.
Obviously, the task of reviewing a sequel (especially if it’s a sequel to a classic film) requires the reviewer to explain why the original was so awesome (or not so awesome) to begin with. This, it turns out, was a challenge many people were unprepared for when it came time to explain why The Shining was awesome (and why Doctor Sleep maybe wasn’t).
Before 2019, the idea of nitpicking The Shining seemed laughably irrelevant because... well, c’mon. That’s not to say I never had problems with it. There just never arose a scenario which called for me to air them out.
Now, thanks to Mike Flanagan, I have to.
In talking to people about Sleep, you get essentially two impressions: some were disappointed that the movie couldn’t live up to Kubrick’s direction, and others were pleasantly surprised that it improved upon Kubrick’s and Johnson’s (and King’s) writing. I reside in both camps.
As effective as The Shining is, I’ve never felt any connection to its characters, and that’s okay! I’m not the first person to describe the film - and a number of Kubrick’s others - as emotionally ‘cold,’ but I probably am one of the few who doesn’t use that descriptor derogatorily. Some movies don’t need a warm, mushy center - horror movies least of all. It’s a visually-driven film (it’s a Kubrick film) and that’s a hard argument to beat -- we are talking about cinema, after all. But the thing is: that argument doesn’t necessarily have to be “beat” because this isn’t about whether or not one movie is better than the other. Rather, this is about whether or not Doctor Sleep earns the right to call itself a necessary sequel to Kubrick’s classic, and that can’t just be based on one thing.
While the original novel is dense with melodrama and mawkishness, Kubrick’s adaptation is more of a reserved, cerebral labyrinth in which the characters are sort of incidental (Stephen King considers this to be the fundamental flaw in the film). With that incongruity in mind, a sequel that intends to honor both visions has to be looked at through two lenses.
It’s true: Doctor Sleep is, indeed, a far cry from the visual prowess of the original. It’s too reliant on less-than-exceptional CGI and the whole movie has a completely baffling blueish-green filter over it. It was shot with one of those digital ‘imitation 35mm’ cameras and you can really tell.
That part of this debate can’t (and shouldn’t!) be ignored.
But on the ‘story’ side of things, who can’t appreciate what secrets Flanagan doesn’t give away? That is, any of them. On the list of things I’d normally predict to see in a Shining sequel, at the very top would be: questions answered. “Why was Jack in that picture?” “Who is Delbert Grady?” “Who is Charles Grady?” “What happened in room 237?” Et al. My prediction, it turns out, would’ve been wrong.
And as far as King’s original vision is concerned: who knew that Danny, Wendy, and Dick Hallorann could actually be...interesting? I’ve read the novel of The Shining - a couple times actually, because a lot of it is quite forgettable - and whine as King might about Kubrick’s interpretation of the material, even a faithful adaptation wouldn’t’ve gotten me invested in the interior lives of its characters. Now, to be fair to King, I haven’t read Doctor Sleep, so I don’t know if he got better at character development since 1977 (it’s possible) or if Mike Flanagan is simply blessed with the ability to faithfully adapt him without falling victim to his weaknesses (this seems more likely).
I consider Sleep to be a sibling of the original more than a traditional sequel. It may not be as handsome as its older brother, but it makes better conversation. This is simultaneously its biggest strength and its biggest weakness: the most necessary sequels are ones that reimagine their source material, and consequently, Sleep might not appeal to many who dug the original.
But Flanagan isn’t just adapting King here - he’s also adapting Kubrick. And that’s where things get...weird. But also great!
And speaking of Flanagan overstepping Stanley:
I prefer every single one of Flanagan’s re-casting choices over the originals.
The original cast is considered iconic and aside from Nicholson I don’t really know why. I guess if the movie you’re in is iconic then so are you (?). But some of the performances in the original are pretty lame - namely, Danny Lloyd and Scatman Crothers. The worst scene in the movie is the two of them fumblingly trying to hype up room 237. Contrast that with Carl Lumbly, who is utterly magnetic as the new Obi-Wan Hallorann (insert your own Ewan/Obi-Wan joke here). Similarly (and impressively), Roger Dale Floyd manages to both give added dimension to Danny Lloyd’s original performance as well as serve as a convincing ‘young Ewan.’
As for Shelley, I think the initially harsh dismissal of her performance prompted one of the aforementioned pendulum swings in public opinion. Pair that with on-set controversies and it’s not hard to see why people come to her defense so staunchly. Personally, I’ve never felt strongly about her performance one way or the other, and I think Alex Essoe does a better job. Sorry, Shelley.
That leaves Elliott... Well, I won’t defend Henry Thomas’s ‘Nicholson impersonation,’ and that’s sorta where I’m at with this whole thing: the moments in which the film tries to resemble its predecessor are its weakest (though, nobody can tell me Essoe didn’t kill that Duvall impression). Paradoxically, however, one of the film’s highest high points is just that: a faithful riff on the original film and on Nicholson’s performance -- in fact, arguably the most recognizable Nicholson scene.
And it’s more than just a faithful riff, too. And that’s the point.
This scene is important to note because it encapsulates a lot right and a lot wrong about the movie, with a big asterisk: Flanagan’s precise mimicry of Kubrick’s direction distracts from what this scene is really about, which is his ability as a writer to bridge the gap between King and Kubrick. If there was ever a singular moment in the film where the two sensibilities merge it’s this one. This, perhaps, is the closest we’ll ever get to a faithful Kubrick adaptation of King’s source material. All the pieces are in place, from King’s pathos to Kubrick’s compositions (even the green-blue tint is given a rest). Though, what’s most pivotally spotlighted in this scene is not pathos, but rather ethos - the ethos of the entire picture: to return (literally) to The Shining and imbue it with a new and unexpected humanity. And Henry Thomas is a big part of that. Or, he should have been...
On its face, the casting of Thomas is the most inspired choice for Jack Torrance I’ve ever seen or heard. His ‘Nicholson voice’ is hard on the ears, no doubt, but that’s because what’s being suppressed in the facade is his own subdued paternity (which barely shines through in this scene) - the kind of unspoken fatherly qualities that King thought Nicholson lacked; the kind that, when turned sour, become unnerving. If Gerald’s Game was proof of anything, in retrospect, it’s that Jack Torrance was exactly who Thomas was born to play, if only he’d been given the room to interpret the character his own way.
And the same applies to the rest of the movie: my biggest complaint about Sleep is that, in its third act especially, it doesn’t go far enough in reinventing the source material. But that’s also where I’m at odds with a lotta other viewers who were left scratching their heads at just how much of a departure this blockbuster was from the slowburn arthouse sensibilities of Kubrick’s. This wasn’t your garden variety nostalgia; this wasn’t Star Wars... or was it?
The Force ghosts and Jedi mind tricks and Light vs. Dark postulating sprinkled along the Yellow Brick Road to the Overlook Hotel ultimately culminate in the least expected climax to a Shining sequel I could’ve imagined: a Duel of the Fates in the hedge maze.
It was weird.
But was it good? Honestly, I’m still not sure. One thing I can say is that, as audacious and borderline hokey as it is, the scene doesn’t come out of nowhere: indeed, it’s a fitting crescendo for the film’s X-Men approach to ‘shining.’ A Palpatine-esque enchantress like Rose deserves a ‘boss fight’ finale and Wicked Witch-style comeuppance (though, admittedly, hers isn’t as satisfying as the campsite firefight that closes out the second act). I’d love to debate this with somebody, but unfortunately, nobody talks about this aspect of the movie. The only thing anyone ever focused on in this nearly 3 hour picture was the lump of nostalgia relegated to the final 30 minutes. We live in the age of cynical fan service, so if the worst sins were dodged then how can you throw out the baby when there’s so little bathwater? I think people hold Kubrick’s work in such high regard that they’re more sensitive about modern filmmakers besmirching his legacy with a reboot than they would be with other properties or franchises. But on the other hand, I also think that the screenwriting in the first two-thirds of Sleep is so good and self-contained that people were more jarred when nostalgia reared its head into the plot. Countless commentators pointed out that the movie could have been - and maybe should have been - “its own thing.”
I don’t agree.
See, for me, this is about more than just creepy twins or bloody elevators. Doctor Sleep isn’t my favorite King adaptation (that would be The Shining), but it is my favorite “Stephen King movie.” It is, for all intents and purposes, a culmination of Stephen King’s entire cinematic body of work: it marries the crowd-pleasing warmth of Shawshank with the brutality of Misery, the sprawling lore of It, the psychic witchery of Carrie, the coming-of-age pathos of Stand By Me, the high-concept globetrotting of The Dead Zone, and the ambitious breadth of Green Mile.
It can’t be “its own thing” because it’s everything.
Still, while I’m ceding the battlefield to critics of cheap nostalgia (like I always will), there’s something to be said for the Overlook specifically...
But what about the Overlook? What’s so “cheap” about that piece of nostalgia? I can usually identify the cheapness of nostalgia by my own degree of numbness to it, which is why I felt nothing when I saw Vader again for the umpteenth time, and which is why my eyes widened when I saw the Overlook again for the first time since The Shining. The hotel’s lasting mysteries have occupied more real estate in the minds and imaginations of moviegoers than any other piece of horror history due in large part to the lack of supplemental media. Four decades and not a single tie-in or spin-off for us to indulge; nothing to scratch the itch for more more more. For this reason, Doctor Sleep is a true return; something that’s actually special. We haven’t seen these faces or these places since 1980, and we’ll likely never see them again after 2019 (for reasons which lie largely outside of Mike Flanagan’s and Stephen King’s control).
I’ll happily join in on any critiques of shallow fan service when they’re warranted, but this isn’t one of those situations; this nostalgia comes at a price, and the film’s reception is evidence of that: if you wanna invoke Stanley you have to pay your dues -- Spielberg learned that the hard way. After all, expectations couldn’t be higher: the years since 1980 have been characterized by widespread obsession, both in academia and among consumers, ultimately serving as the basis for an entire documentary on the subject. So despite our allegiance to Stanley, haven’t we always kinda been waiting to go back? Just to put this damn thing to sleep? We don’t want answers - because that ruins the fun - but we do want a reason to finally close the book.
Doctor Sleep gives us that reason without giving us any answers.
The original novel ends with the Overlook perishing in a fiery explosion, but it’s still standing at the end of Kubrick’s adaptation. Indeed, the original film never really ended at all.
Until now.
I mentioned earlier that I consider Doctor Sleep to be more of a sibling to The Shining than a sequel, but that’s not accurate either. In effect, Doctor Sleep is where The Shining finally ends. If the question is, “was it necessary?” then the answer is: as necessary as any ending. Doctor Sleep is, if nothing else, closure.
Yet we still have those mysteries to cling to - once maddening, now comforting, because when it’s all said and done, the scariest thought is that it’s over. Even the poor schmucks who didn’t ‘get it’ can appreciate that.
Tuesday, April 20, 2021
Let's get more esoteric: Some Well-Placed Studio Logos
“What do you like about it?” One day, we as a people might finally break down all the possible ways to answer that question about any given movie. For now, here’s another tally mark: opening studio logos. More specifically, when and where the opening studio logos are placed and what that means for mood - yours and the film’s. A few Commandments to bear in mind: 1) for technical reasons, these will usually be modern movies, 2) studio logo animations are always better without SFX (except for Lions Gate’s), and 3) Amazon Studios’ logo will never not look ugly. Screw you, Bezos.
Warner Bros, Doctor Sleep
It’s funny: the spoonful of nostalgia we’re served with this vintage card + Wendy Carlos’ main title theme is more potent than anything in the final act of the film (which is partly a criticism). This is exactly where nostalgia belongs: at the front. Trailers, posters, cold opens, title sequences -- hook me in with what I know, then gimme something I don’t. This film mostly succeeds in that respect...
New Line, Boogie Nights
It’s still the best opening to a PT movie, period (followed by Ricky Jay), and “The Big Top” is still my favorite piece of music from this film - original or otherwise. But what makes the New Line logo so essential in the magic of this opener is how it evokes a vast, pitch-black void. The same goes for Magnolia: both films begin in sustained darkness complemented by this animation.
Annapurna, Foxcatcher
Possibly (probably) my favorite on this list. I like to assume it’s intentional when those ominous strings swell right as the fuzzy, distorted animation begins. There aren’t many instances in my life that I can recall when a production logo gave me chills.
Warner Bros, The Dark Knight Trilogy
Speaking of timing: when the Zimmer score syncs up with that “ripple” effect at the beginning of the Warner Bros animation? C’mon. C’mon!
Lions Gate, Saw II
It seems so long ago - when studio logos would get me excited for a horror movie. I guess it’s what the old folks used to call “movie magic”? The ‘golden gears’ Lions Gate logo, specifically, was oftentimes scarier than the horror film it was attached to, and Saw II is no exception. Indeed, that very asymmetry might’ve even improved this movie.
Blinding Edge, Glass
The design of this logo is wonderfully spooky in itself without being overzealous (*cough* Blumhouse *cough*), but when you pair it with the equally spooky echoes of the Horde in a vacant industrial interior it becomes my favorite opening to any M. Night film.
Paramount, Interstellar
Like Foxcatcher and Dark Knight, it’s a special vibe when the logo and the music line up so well, but even specialer (?) is the vibe when the logo design resembles the mood and aesthetic of the feature.
Paramount, Zodiac
I’m a sucker for vintage cards in general - Three Dog Night pushes it over the edge, just as they do with anything. That’s really all there is to it.
Double Features
Thursday, April 15, 2021
MADE FOR LOVE Does For Sex Dolls What CAST AWAY Did For Volleyballs
Made For Love is scifi comedy that feels as equally inspired by Westworld and Rick & Morty as it does Bobcat Goldthwait's sweetest work, World's Greatest Dad (especially since both have fluid tonal balancing of dark comedy and drama). It wants you to think it's cynical because the whole conceit of the show is about coercive, toxic Love, so it withholds genuine moments of sentimentality and catharsis in contrast to its chronic declarations of empty, grand romance. But when it lets itself be vulnerable, it's fucking precious. It doesn't always work, mostly the broad little stabs at humor don't poke all the way through for me but any and all problems I have are eclipsed by the towering monument of charm the writers and the cast construct.
Ray Romano, who continues to be a fucking treasure, and Cristin Milioti, who's quickly becoming one of my favorite comedy actors, bring immense poignancy and effortless charisma to every scene. Romano has much harder work to do, too. He plays the 'organic partner' to his 'synthetic partner,' Diane The Sex Doll. The thing is, though: she's so much more than just a Sex Doll to Herb. But that doesn't stop the town from damning him Herbert The Pervert. Truth be told, though: they have the most healthy relationship of any other couple on the show. There's plenty of Feminist subtext about objectification and possession but MFL is enjoyable sans alchemical politicking; Herbert & Diane just have a different kind of love and the show bars judgment at the door.
Made For Love is an impressive, surprising, funny, captivating (yeah, I said "captivating," dick) and confident season of television. A-
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
'21 Catch-Up: Barb & Star, Godzilla Vs. Kong, Judas & The Black Messiah, Cherry, The Power
Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar
I've seen criticisms that this is funny but "too silly," but this is exactly the comedy meal I crave: pure, nonstop absurdism. Somehow, though, it manages to starve me. Barb And Star willingly goes to otherworldly levels of silliness and the visuals are so bright and colorful that it borders on surrealism, which I admire, but if I'm not laughing then... what's the point? Aside from some chuckles at the beginning (with some well-placed and wel-timed sight-gags) if I wasn't just kinda smirking, I was completely stone-faced and, during the worst of it, rolling my eyes.
ccWiig and Mumolo don't even give performances, just impressions, of two midwestern 40-somethings who say off-color things with Minnesota-Nice irony. It feels like being stuck on the set of Fargo listening to two unfunny extras riff: shit gets old fast. I went into this with excited because of my adoration for Bridesmaids, which is one of the best surprises of the 2010s, but Barb&Star is the first big disappointment of the 2020s. C-
Godzilla Vs. Kong
This one's a little unfair, I don't know, I've just outgrown this shit, especially after something as bold and weird as Shin Godzilla.
Or, fuck that, this movie had every chance to be great but it's too restrained by cowardly studio groupthink and a PG-13 rating to be as weird as it teases. I've never really been a GODZILLA fan but I watched Shin cuz I'd heard it was amazing. Turns out the hype was well-earned so then I started perusing other Godzilla movies, basically touring the fandom. But I...do not... enjoy the other movies. So I...I guess I... went through a...a Godzilla phase...? And now I know things, stupid things. I have Godzilla trivia burning holes in my brain. So watching this was done out of completionist obligation. The Hollow Earth stuff is cool; the world-building is pretty much Grade: A. But, as everyone else keeps saying--meaning the studio isn't listening to consensus--the human stuff gets in the way. We don't need a human element, especially this stale Rolland Emmerich-level garbage.
It's directed by Adam Wingard, who, outside of The Guest, which I really dig, or Blair With (2016), which I fucking loathe, has never gotten a reaction out of me. I thought he'd bring a typical workman-like director-for-hire approach to the material but he genuinely brought style to the spectacle. His use of real and faux mounted cameras and Kaiju-POV shots make the fights feel...shockingly...immersive. With a background in horror Wingard comes with expectations. Like, during the scene where the dude is killed by one of the brains of King Ghidorah (I think), I fully expected to see his head melt...but no, this is PG-13, so his eyes just roll back in his head and he goes limp. So did I... C
Judas And The Black Messiah
Cherry
The Russo Brothers, desperate to crawl out of MCUniformity, take occasionally tryhardy but overall bold filmmaking leaps, taking subtlety to its brink and snapping it in half with blunt, borderline obnoxious satire. Of course when anyone does that they're gonna have detractors crying foul so most of the reviews are about how there's just...too much - I don't disagree but I was reminded of '90s Oliver Stone with how they're doing so much, so often; it's dizzying. I'm not even sure if I like it as a solid structure but, first impression: it's entertaining, shocking (seriously), funny, and grueling. A-
With some prickly synth, artful dissolves, and allegory-heavy themes about buried trauma, this is another remnant of the A24-dominated 'arthouse horror' boom. But this ain't A24, it's Shudder. Unlike last year's unwatchably dour Relic and the delayed but so-not-worth-the-wait Saint Maud, The Power still feels fresh and even playful. There's more to chew on and enjoy than just 'unpack the grief subtext,' which this has but it's refreshingly honest about from its opening shot; it doesn't try to be subtle nor box itself in. This is a clever, inspired, minimalist, atmosphere-driven spooker that, hopefully, jettisons the career of its lead, Rose Williams. And the writer/director, Corinna Faith, is one to watch. B+