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The Green Knight
Okay, so, I used to think that Arthurian Fantasy/Adventure fare wasn't for me. This kind of media has rarely ever made me wanna come back to it. The Lord Of The Rings movies are flat-out toothless and I barely got into Game Of Thrones before watching it burn to the ground in its final season. Willow gets close, Legend gets closer, and Valhalla Rising gets closest to something I love... but they all lack that extra bite (in the case of Valhalla, it's a tad too languid). Shrek doesn't count because that's, like Princess Bride, too irreverent for the point I'm driving home - I love them for very different reasons. But, recently, Gretel & Hansel and The Green Knight finally gave me what I've been wanting all these years: atmospheric, creepy, challenging Fantasy Adventure. Knight wins out, too, for having such a sprawling and soulful story. G&H always feels a little too insular while showing us an incredible world outside of the story. Knight hikes throughout its world and made all three of my screenings feel massive. It's also massively head-scratching since it has a Twin Peaks: The Return-level mosaic of mystique. I've spent 3 days, and will spend many more, unpacking it. The central story is obvious and satisfying, with a funny and sweet ending, but it has so much playful curiosity that it demands intrigue with an undeniable majesty. I say yes every time it commands I consider yet another answer to its rhetorical queries (why is Alicia Vikander playing two roles, what's with the literal and fake puppets/puppeteering, why do the Giants sing with the fox????). Past that, our [unworthy] Hero, a [pseudo] Noble [who wants valor handed to him], is relatable in ways I'm not even willing to admit. He's unlikable and endearing in equal measure - which always makes for a dynamic and interesting character. Anything I detest about him is shit I'm either guilty of or had to outgrow. It's also worth noting that this lush, living and breathing movie was made for $15 Million and has more special-effects grandeur and eye-popping photography than most of the $100 Million Hollywood blockbuster plastic. It's a feat of filmmaking that proved I am a fan of this subject matter. It just needs a specific touch. A+
OLD
A 109-minute emotional workout; if I wasn't laughing, I was crying. If I wasn't frozen from tension or recoiling from horror, I was going through a couple of existential crises. It's like Boyhood but with body horror, gallows' humor, and a kooky story that only M. Night Shyamalan could weave. Anyone else would have leaned in and made a dry, miserable, humorless arthouse movie OR dumbed it down and made forgettable, artless camp. Night does his typically skilled and artistically daring high-wire stand-up act that he's been riffing on since The Visit. OLD's not as good as Split but it's good enough that, if he keeps making movies of Old's quality, I'll be completely content as a fan because I know he has it in him to transcend that. Old's been banished by some to the wrung of his Shit Tier but it's also being lauded as a masterpiece and this is where Night belongs: polarizing the masses. It's even polarizing for me; as much as I love it, the ending is maddeningly unnecessary. There's a perfect point for the credits but Night just keeps rolling and wounds what's, otherwise, a strong victory lap after Glass. This is an exciting time for his career: he was humbled by a sobering fall from grace--dude went from being called "THE NEXT SPIELBERG" to getting collective groans when his name was shown in a theater--but now he's leaning into what he's best at: making elevated schlock. Shyamalan's Gonna Shyamalan. B+
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Sudden Move
This starts strong and gradually winds down. It goes from one of the most tense home-invasion movies I've ever seen, with some crackerjack dialog, to a typical and predictable heist movie. The double-crossings and backstabbings and...whatever--I actually don't remember--ended up bringing me to a might-as-well-finish-it obligation to watch. It's not bad. It's not great. The cast is incredible and the visuals are voyeuristic without being shot in that typical, stale DocuDrama style. That's it. Sure. B-
Pig
Pig isn't bad, at all, but it didn't quite hit me the way I wanted it to. Everyone's been talking this movie up as the next great classic but it's.......fine. It almost got me; my heart fluttered a few times and I got a lump in my throat at a certain point, but I never outright broke. It's a funny, sweet, softly satirical, well-shot and well-acted movie but suffers from a few amateurish editing choices and a narrative that feels too small for its 90-minute runtime. The world-building and well-drawn characters need more room to grow. Broken into three different chapters, they never feel like they get enough oxygen. Maybe on rewatch it'll get a stronger reaction out of me but, as it stands, it's just solid. Anyone calling Nic Cage's performance 'revelatory' clearly hasn't paid much attention to Cage or they've been giving him the wrong kind of attention. He carries this movie and he's not even breaking a sweat. B
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