Thursday, May 20, 2021

Some Kids Horror Movies That Weren't

 So I guess horror is kinda my “thing” on this site. That was never the plan. I have just as many opinions of cop dramas or game shows, but my suspicion is who gives a fuck. But everyone loves horror!

It’s fitting in a way, though, that I would find myself cycling back to this topic because that’s exactly how I spent my formative years: cycling back to the horror aisle. Not to rent anything, just to look at the movies’ VHS/DVD covers, which is all I was permitted to do. I would read the synopsis, look at the pictures, and fill in the gaps on my own. Sorta like fanfiction when you’re only a fan of the cover art. I got very good at imagining better movies, because by the time I hit my teens I finally got the chance to watch everything I’d been fantasizing about and practically all of it sucked. Consequently, as an adolescent, my only real criteria for ‘good horror’ was: does it deliver on the brutality promised by the poster/marketing (without too much character bullshit)? Some did (High Tension, the Hills Have Eyes remake, 28 Days Later) but most didn’t (and don’t). I didn’t like surprises, unless the surprise was more gore. But what got lost in all the thrill-seeking was an appreciation for ‘kids horror,’ those childhood appetizers. Now, in my adulthood, I find myself unconsciously on the lookout for great horror movies aimed at younger audiences. The standards of quality are substantially lower for the tikes, and not for no good reason neither, which is why I started to look elsewhere (kinda): R-rated (or hard PG-13) horror movies that shouldn’t’ve been. Here are some suggested titles.



Return of the Living Dead Part II - The closest thing we’ll ever get to a screen adaptation of Zombies Ate My Neighbors, which is a shame because it’s not as good as it would’ve been if it were a kids movie. It’s one of the earliest horror movies I can remember seeing (I saw it before Fright Night and am still of the opinion that the poster design better suits this one). Looking at it now, it’s pretty dumb, but as a young lad (7 or 8 maybe?) it hit all the right notes. It was spooky and funny by the standards of a third grader - that talking zombie head killed me.



Annabelle Comes Home - I don’t begrudge audiences their reactions to this one - it wasn’t marketed properly (besides, who isn’t just fucking done with these movies at this point?). They wanted something self-serious like the original and like the other sequels pretended to be. Instead, what they got was a self-contained, John Hughes-ian haunted house ride (that employs more practical FX and fewer jump scares than the original). I can only imagine how enamored I would’ve been with the Ferryman if I’d seen this at the right age - I’m pretty enamored with the whole thing as it is.


Krampus - Considering its PG-13 rating, some might say it’s already aimed at a younger audience, but personally I think it’s a lil too mean spirited for kids. Make the humor more PG but keep the horror PG-13. It’s got everything that makes Gremlins a staple of the holiday, but with superior VFX, creature designs, atmosphere, and, y’know, it’s actually scary (by the standards of a child, really fucking scary). With just a few touch-ups it could easily be an A+.


Sleepy Hollow - I’ve never agreed with gore being a firm boundary for an R-rating. Nudity/sexual content I can understand, or even profanity, but there’s an argument to be made that gore is all about context and execution, speaking largely from personal experience. Brutal violence is one thing, but there’s none of that in this movie, just lotsa dark red goop. I can tell you that, as a child, I never thought of this movie as a “grown up” horror movie. Depp’s lighthearted performance, the simpleminded plot, the broadly-stroked atmosphere -- it felt to me, even at that age, like a far cry from “adult” horror like Silence of the Lambs or Candyman. The gratuitous splatterfest only heightened the already outlandish Halloween-y shenanigans.  



Digging Up the Marrow - It’s kind of a tough sell. I like it just fine as it is - hell, I love it. But I can just as easily imagine these colorful monsters popping up in some The Gate-esque childrens adventure, and part of me wonders if that wouldn’t be preferable. On the one hand, you could dispense with the found-footage format, which is kinda tired even in this instance, and on the other, who wouldn’t love to see a band of Goonies butting heads with Ray Wise? Besides, as much as I dig the picture, looking at it from an adult perspective, the creature designs do ride the line between “scary” and “scary?” 



Spawn - It can only go one of two ways: either lean into the camp (which this sorta does), or shoot for a dead-serious hard-R. There’s no wiggle room for a hard PG-13 with this subject matter. The end result is exactly what this is: too dark for lil kids and too stupid for everyone else. But, like Krampus, it’s easy to imagine hitting that sweet spot with just a handful of tweaks. Incidentally, Shazam! gives us kind of a preview of what this movie could look like if done right.



Pet Sematary 2 - Another Return Part II situation: it’s a bit much (or not enough?) for us cynical adults, but it possesses all the ADHD qualities needed to hold the attention of a kid whose diet consists of Courage the Cowardly Dog and Aaahh!!! Real Monsters.

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Saint Fraud: The Derivative Excess of Rose Glass' Debut

 


  Take Shelter quietly predates the 'Arthouse Horror' boom of the 2010s. It came out in 2011 and didn't make the splash that It Follows, The Babadook, and Get Out would. It's a tense, creepy, and profoundly sad look at the effects of mental illness on a man and his family...OR a look at the effects of intrusive prophecies on an unsuspecting diviner. I'm still not sure if the visions mean his mind is snapping or if the world is about to. Jeff Nichols is elusive with the mystery and trusts us to interpret it our way, taking one of the most exhaustive tropes of the horror genre ("are they crazy, are they not?") and giving it a fresh, minimalist spin akin to a drama like Sling Blade.

   Saint Maud, on the other hand, takes a dizzying more-is-more approach. It never asks us if we think Maud is crazy, it outright gawks at this tragically insane religious woman.

  Critics like to lazily throw out the word 'derivative' because it sounds fancier than it is and it's so cuttingly dismissive that you think it wounds more than it does. I don't mind when things are derivative so long as they're done creatively. Like, Whiplash apes Scorsese and Thelma's style but doesn't make a lesser movie than they would have and leaves enough room to establish itself, too. Barry Jenkins' inspired use of The Demme Close-Up or any of the esoteric remixing by Tarantino are wielded with such swagger that they totally transform them. Then there's P.T. Anderson's emulation of Scorsese in Magnolia trickling down like stormwater into Sam Levinson's alchemical mimicry of both in Euphoria - which deserves its own post for being a kind of pop-cultural ouroboros. I could almost say the same about Saint Maud here in this post but it's distractingly, intricately derivative to every fault. There's no personality beyond what it's picked up from other movies in the zeitgeist of the last decade.

  Once everyone realized that nearly every movie in the infuriatingly labelled 'Elevated Horror' boom of the 2010s was just one movie after another artfully exploring grief and trauma as well as grief and trauma and grief...and...trauma, they got pretty tired of 'em; Saint Maud is late to the party and dressed like it's 2017. It's the kind of movie that checks so many A24/Arthouse Horror boxes that my eyes rolled out of my head and dangled by their ocular nerves on my cheeks.

  After a brief prologue where a Nurse is cowered in the corner of a hospital room where someone is dead in front of her and she's clearly traumatized by it (I guess that's gonna come back later? [it does]) it smash-cuts to a tall title card with sharp music and the letters fade from white to red because horrormovie.mp4 is what you're watching. We fade to a soaring close-up of an ambiguous, viscous red liquid [it's tomato soup] that looks a lot like blood [it's tomato soup] but it's bubbling unnaturally [it's tomato soup] until it cuts to reveal someone was apparently cooking...blood? And they...put it in a bowl...? I'm still not entirely sure but it sure set the mood for [a grilled cheese] something creepy.

  I'm not gonna run the whole movie down but it almost never stops being predictable and annoying like that. There's even a song that sounds suspiciously like the closing track from Hereditary's shimmery Reborn and it further cemented that Glass is intent on forgoing a personality of her own, right down to her smothering chiaroscuro which the ignorant classify as 'atmospheric' by default. No, it's just visually one-note here.

  On paper it doesn't work either. It makes a lot of the same predictable beats as every other spiraling character study. Just like Joker but unlike Taxi Driver (which both have been compared to) it's about a character who isn't really worth studying. There's nothing interesting, surprising, or relatable about them. They're both mentally ill and going untreated so we can watch their trauma violently explode.

  Rose Glass spends more time trying to make Maud creepy than she does trying to evoke sympathy for her. Her justification, I guess, is that Maud is obsessed with God and Jesus Freaks are good fodder [aka low-hanging fruit] for mockery and ridicule. I was never creeped out because Maud is clearly in the wrong movie; she needed a lighter, more sympathetic, nuanced touch. Neglected characters are one thing in a plot-heavy movie but in a character study where the light is shining right on them, it's just shameful. Glass' movie is just as hysterical and high on its own fanaticism as any Jesus Freak I know (and just as annoying, too). Imagine if DePalma wanted us to find Carrie's mental anguish scary instead of tragic, he'd be just as bad her bullies. So with its dismissive, judgmental atheistic bent, you never wonder if God is truly present when Maud hallucinates his divinity. So there's no mystery and no dramatic stakes whatsoever but, sure, let's keep watching this woman deteriorate.

  Glass' frequent, laughable imagery via Maud's hallucinations come across so tryhardy that Baz Luhrmann sent flowers. The visual motifs operate on two modes: briefly eerie until the insecure punchline cut lets us know "she was just seeing things" or they're so over-the-top and silly that they diminish any and all mystery altogether. They're just masturbation, a case of style pretending to be substantive but it's all fucking nebulous. The ending, especially, is a roaring thesis statement that, I guess, is consistent. The last frame is meant to scare us but it's another cheap jumpscare (with equally dull cgi to match) that it's just one more annoyance.

  There's a scene where Maud is fucking some guy and Glass juxtaposes her POV of riding him, hands on his chest for balance, with her POV of giving chest compressions to her dying patient from the prologue. It's an evocative, uncomfortable mix of imagery, the first moment where I liked what she was doing creativ---dang, Rose hallucinates that her hands crushed his chest and she screams as he spits up blood--we predictably cut to him, very much alive, asking her what's wrong. Clearly Maud's coping mechanisms are unhealthy and she has intrusive thoughts but it's done like a cheap jumpscare and undercuts any effect it'd had on me, both for the horror and the drama.

  And, since this is trauma porn, the guy has to roll Maud over and rape her because cheapness ain't in short supply with this goddamn[ed?] movie.

 D+

Thursday, May 6, 2021

Albums of 71

If you chart the quality of both music and film on a map starting roughly around 1967 and through the mid 70s, you'll end up with a lot of what I return to today. A bulk of what I listened to in high school all stemmed from this magical period. Given that we are now 50 years removed from 1971, it's hard not to anticipate doing one of these for every year at least until 79. 


1. Black Sabbath- Master of Reality
Henry Rollins said you can only trust yourself and the first six Black Sabbath albums. No more is this evident than on their third album. 

2. Marvin Gaye- What's Going On
The whole album is a meditation, a hymn, a prayer. In a time of Vietnam, Nixon, protests, and feminist activism, this album manages to sum the whole year up in a spiritual elegy and lay a path for what was to come. 

3. The Rolling Stones- Sticky Fingers
Sorry, Exile. Your older brother is just better. Beyond just Wild Horses, Can't You Hear Me Knocking and Dead Flowers, it has an essential component to what makes an album a classic- a great closing track. Let the airwaves flow. 


4. Can- Tago Mago
When Radiohead started getting experimental in the late 90s, this is the band that they felt like the most. Can's Vitamin C appeared in Inherent Vice much to my delight. I still feel this band is underrated. 

5. David Bowie- Hunky Dory 
If I were to make a list- I will someday- of my top 20 songs, Life On Mars? would be in the top 3. Hunky Dory is what I consider Bowie's first great album. 

6. Leonard Cohen- Songs of Love and Hate
The opener Avalanche is my favorite song of his. The sparseness of the album allows his poetic lyrics to fit snug into the melodies. I have to be in a certain mood to listen to his work. Like Nick Drake, I associate Songs of Love and Hate with Winter. 

7. Paul McCartney- Ram
The big 3 solo albums from the band were released within 2 years- All Thing Must Pass, Plastic Ono Band and this effort by Paul. Animosity and resentment colored both Paul and John's works as they traded barbs on songs. Despite this, there was still that momentum at the tail end that led into their solo work. 

8. John Lennon- Imagine
Yeah we've all heard the song countless times. Most recently in a cringe inducing rendition from A list celebs. 
These songs have John charting his emotional map at the time. His anger at Paul with How Do You Sleep?, the wistful Crippled Inside, Jealous Guy, the hard edged Gimme Some Truth, and the poppy Oh Yoko!

9. The Who- Who's Next
Not as theatrical as Tommy or Quadrophenia. Nor as tongue in cheek as The Who Sell Out. Who's Next arrives right between those pieces of the bands prime era. Bookended by two rebellious anthems, Baba O'Riley and Won't Get Fooled Again, the album's mid section is where the underplayed gems are. 

10. Pink Floyd- Meddle 
Echoes and One of These Days number among my favorite things they've done. The middle section isn't nearly as consistently strong as the opener and closer. It's almost a mini album in itself. A soft, folk flavored whisper from one end of sonic bliss to the other. 

11. Carole King- Tapestry
Singer/Songwriters of the 60s and 70s are a constant in the stuff I listen to. I came to Carole King's Tapestry late. What piqued my curiosity was that, like Fleetwood Mac's Rumours, it felt like a compilation album of her hits. Best listened to on rainy mornings. 

12. Genesis- Nursery Cryme 
My favorite cover out of all the albums here and another case where two monsters of a prog band's early catalog are collected: The Return of Giant Hogweed and The Musical Box. The band is commonly cleaved into two era: Gabriel and Collins. I've always been a Gabriel fan and this is his first great album with the band. Why don't you touch me? 

13. Van Der Graaf Generator- Pawn Hearts
Pawn Hearts wouldn't be the album I'd give to someone who hasn't heard of them. That would be Godbluff.
If I wanted to recommend a song to a newbie to the band, it would by Plague of the Lighthouse Keepers. 

14. Yes- Fragile
Are we seeing a reoccuring pattern? Like Sabbath, Zeppelin, Elton John, Bowie and Genesis, this was yet another beginning in a fertile period of creativity for a band. Fragile was the first album to feature the classic Yes lineup: Jon Anderson on vocal, Steve Howe on guitar, Chris Squire on bass and Rick Wakeman on keyboards. 

15. Led Zeppelin- IV
No Stairway! Denied! 
It's the song of theirs, along with Black Dog and Rock and Roll that wouldn't make my Zeppelin mixtape. They've just been overplayed to death. Even upon first listen, the mysticism that I appreciate about the band is better found on Houses of the Holy and Physical Graffiti. Still, cuts like Going to California and When the Levee Breaks are reason enough to recommend it. Even if the latter is a direct lift of the Memphis Minnie tune. I mean, come on it's Bonham.



Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Remember The Shining?!


The release of Doctor Sleep was a revealing social experiment of sorts. Cinephiles and movie critics were forced to finally articulate why they consider The Shining to be a great movie after decades of never having to. Back in 1980 it was met with pretty unanimous derision, then in standard Kubrick fashion the pendulum swung in the extreme opposite direction and everyone declared the movie brilliant and nobody asked why. And that was that; everyone just agreed that Kubrick was granted immunity from hot takes. I’ve personally seen the movie in theaters multiple times - as part of various ‘anniversary’ and Halloween screenings - and after watching it with a sizable portion of the general moviegoing public I can tell you, definitively, that the verdict is anything but unanimous. Based on those screenings, I’d say a more apt description of the movie’s reception is... *drumroll*... mixed. 

Obviously, the task of reviewing a sequel (especially if it’s a sequel to a classic film) requires the reviewer to explain why the original was so awesome (or not so awesome) to begin with. This, it turns out, was a challenge many people were unprepared for when it came time to explain why The Shining was awesome (and why Doctor Sleep maybe wasn’t).



Before 2019, the idea of nitpicking The Shining seemed laughably irrelevant because... well, c’mon. That’s not to say I never had problems with it. There just never arose a scenario which called for me to air them out. 

Now, thanks to Mike Flanagan, I have to. 



In talking to people about Sleep, you get essentially two impressions: some were disappointed that the movie couldn’t live up to Kubrick’s direction, and others were pleasantly surprised that it improved upon Kubrick’s and Johnson’s (and King’s) writing. I reside in both camps.

As effective as The Shining is, I’ve never felt any connection to its characters, and that’s okay! I’m not the first person to describe the film - and a number of Kubrick’s others - as emotionally ‘cold,’ but I probably am one of the few who doesn’t use that descriptor derogatorily. Some movies don’t need a warm, mushy center - horror movies least of all. It’s a visually-driven film (it’s a Kubrick film) and that’s a hard argument to beat -- we are talking about cinema, after all. But the thing is: that argument doesn’t necessarily have to be “beat” because this isn’t about whether or not one movie is better than the other. Rather, this is about whether or not Doctor Sleep earns the right to call itself a necessary sequel to Kubrick’s classic, and that can’t just be based on one thing. 

While the original novel is dense with melodrama and mawkishness, Kubrick’s adaptation is more of a reserved, cerebral labyrinth in which the characters are sort of incidental (Stephen King considers this to be the fundamental flaw in the film). With that incongruity in mind, a sequel that intends to honor both visions has to be looked at through two lenses.



 It’s true: Doctor Sleep is, indeed, a far cry from the visual prowess of the original. It’s too reliant on less-than-exceptional CGI and the whole movie has a completely baffling blueish-green filter over it. It was shot with one of those digital ‘imitation 35mm’ cameras and you can really tell. 


That part of this debate can’t (and shouldn’t!) be ignored.

But on the ‘story’ side of things, who can’t appreciate what secrets Flanagan doesn’t give away? That is, any of them.  On the list of things I’d normally predict to see in a Shining sequel, at the very top would be: questions answered. “Why was Jack in that picture?” “Who is Delbert Grady?” “Who is Charles Grady?” “What happened in room 237?” Et al.  My prediction, it turns out, would’ve been wrong.

And as far as King’s original vision is concerned: who knew that Danny, Wendy, and Dick Hallorann could actually be...interesting?  I’ve read the novel of The Shining - a couple times actually, because a lot of it is quite forgettable - and whine as King might about Kubrick’s interpretation of the material, even a faithful adaptation wouldn’t’ve gotten me invested in the interior lives of its characters. Now, to be fair to King, I haven’t read Doctor Sleep, so I don’t know if he got better at character development since 1977 (it’s possible) or if Mike Flanagan is simply blessed with the ability to faithfully adapt him without falling victim to his weaknesses (this seems more likely). 

I consider Sleep to be a sibling of the original more than a traditional sequel. It may not be as handsome as its older brother, but it makes better conversation. This is simultaneously its biggest strength and its biggest weakness: the most necessary sequels are ones that reimagine their source material, and consequently, Sleep might not appeal to many who dug the original.  

But Flanagan isn’t just adapting King here - he’s also adapting Kubrick. And that’s where things get...weird. But also great! 


I don’t know how anyone else felt about the heartbeat SFX from the room 237 scene being turned into the “shining sound” but for me, speaking in purely subjective terms, there are few things in art as evocative as a disembodied heartbeat - the decision to incorporate one into Jacob’s Ladder, Predator, The Dark Side of the Moon, and, indeed, The Shining contributes to my love for each. Whose is it? Is it somebody’s or is it the figurative (or literal?) beating heart of this mysterious, extradimensional force?  If we’re dealing in fan service here then this is exactly what I want: Mike Flanagan appropriated my favorite component of my favorite scene of the original film and utilized it the way I wish Stanley had: as an integral structural device (and, by extension, a retrofitted addition to the mythology) rather than merely a one-off stylistic choice. There’s no such thing as too much frosting. 

And speaking of Flanagan overstepping Stanley:

I prefer every single one of Flanagan’s re-casting choices over the originals.

The original cast is considered iconic and aside from Nicholson I don’t really know why. I guess if the movie you’re in is iconic then so are you (?). But some of the performances in the original are pretty lame - namely, Danny Lloyd and Scatman Crothers. The worst scene in the movie is the two of them fumblingly trying to hype up room 237. Contrast that with Carl Lumbly, who is utterly magnetic as the new Obi-Wan Hallorann (insert your own Ewan/Obi-Wan joke here). Similarly (and impressively), Roger Dale Floyd manages to both give added dimension to Danny Lloyd’s original performance as well as serve as a convincing ‘young Ewan.’ 

As for Shelley, I think the initially harsh dismissal of her performance prompted one of the aforementioned pendulum swings in public opinion. Pair that with on-set controversies and it’s not hard to see why people come to her defense so staunchly. Personally, I’ve never felt strongly about her performance one way or the other, and I think Alex Essoe does a better job. Sorry, Shelley.

That leaves Elliott...  Well, I won’t defend Henry Thomas’s ‘Nicholson impersonation,’ and that’s sorta where I’m at with this whole thing: the moments in which the film tries to resemble its predecessor are its weakest (though, nobody can tell me Essoe didn’t kill that Duvall impression). Paradoxically, however, one of the film’s highest high points is just that: a faithful riff on the original film and on Nicholson’s performance -- in fact, arguably the most recognizable Nicholson scene.


And it’s more than just a faithful riff, too. And that’s the point.

This scene is important to note because it encapsulates a lot right and a lot wrong about the movie, with a big asterisk: Flanagan’s precise mimicry of Kubrick’s direction distracts from what this scene is really about, which is his ability as a writer to bridge the gap between King and Kubrick. If there was ever a singular moment in the film where the two sensibilities merge it’s this one. This, perhaps, is the closest we’ll ever get to a faithful Kubrick adaptation of King’s source material. All the pieces are in place, from King’s pathos to Kubrick’s compositions (even the green-blue tint is given a rest). Though, what’s most pivotally spotlighted in this scene is not pathos, but rather ethos - the ethos of the entire picture: to return (literally) to The Shining and imbue it with a new and unexpected humanity. And Henry Thomas is a big part of that. Or, he should have been... 

On its face, the casting of Thomas is the most inspired choice for Jack Torrance I’ve ever seen or heard. His ‘Nicholson voice’ is hard on the ears, no doubt, but that’s because what’s being suppressed in the facade is his own subdued paternity (which barely shines through in this scene) - the kind of unspoken fatherly qualities that King thought Nicholson lacked; the kind that, when turned sour, become unnerving. If Gerald’s Game was proof of anything, in retrospect, it’s that Jack Torrance was exactly who Thomas was born to play, if only he’d been given the room to interpret the character his own way.  

And the same applies to the rest of the movie: my biggest complaint about Sleep is that, in its third act especially, it doesn’t go far enough in reinventing the source material. But that’s also where I’m at odds with a lotta other viewers who were left scratching their heads at just how much of a departure this blockbuster was from the slowburn arthouse sensibilities of Kubrick’s. This wasn’t your garden variety nostalgia; this wasn’t Star Wars... or was it?

The Force ghosts and Jedi mind tricks and Light vs. Dark postulating sprinkled along the Yellow Brick Road to the Overlook Hotel ultimately culminate in the least expected climax to a Shining sequel I could’ve imagined: a Duel of the Fates in the hedge maze. 


It was weird.

But was it good? Honestly, I’m still not sure. One thing I can say is that, as audacious and borderline hokey as it is, the scene doesn’t come out of nowhere: indeed, it’s a fitting crescendo for the film’s X-Men approach to ‘shining.’ A Palpatine-esque enchantress like Rose deserves a ‘boss fight’ finale and Wicked Witch-style comeuppance (though, admittedly, hers isn’t as satisfying as the campsite firefight that closes out the second act). I’d love to debate this with somebody, but unfortunately, nobody talks about this aspect of the movie. The only thing anyone ever focused on in this nearly 3 hour picture was the lump of nostalgia relegated to the final 30 minutes. We live in the age of cynical fan service, so if the worst sins were dodged then how can you throw out the baby when there’s so little bathwater? I think people hold Kubrick’s work in such high regard that they’re more sensitive about modern filmmakers besmirching his legacy with a reboot than they would be with other properties or franchises. But on the other hand, I also think that the screenwriting in the first two-thirds of Sleep is so good and self-contained that people were more jarred when nostalgia reared its head into the plot. Countless commentators pointed out that the movie could have been - and maybe should have been - “its own thing.” 

I don’t agree. 

See, for me, this is about more than just creepy twins or bloody elevators. Doctor Sleep isn’t my favorite King adaptation (that would be The Shining), but it is my favorite “Stephen King movie.” It is, for all intents and purposes, a culmination of Stephen King’s entire cinematic body of work: it marries the crowd-pleasing warmth of Shawshank with the brutality of Misery, the sprawling lore of It, the psychic witchery of Carrie, the coming-of-age pathos of Stand By Me, the high-concept globetrotting of The Dead Zone, and the ambitious breadth of Green Mile. 

It can’t be “its own thing” because it’s everything.

Still, while I’m ceding the battlefield to critics of cheap nostalgia (like I always will), there’s something to be said for the Overlook specifically... 


We can agree that the movie takes a turn for the worse once the characters step foot inside the hotel, but the precursory drive up the mountain - the crescendo-before-the-crescendo - hits a little differently. This is partly because of the imperious remix of the main title theme, but it’s also because of the hotel itself - the physical structure. I have to wonder: when was the last time we were here?  When I look at other pop culture monuments - the Mos Eisley cantina, the Nostromo, Tech Noir, Elm Street, Camp Crystal Lake, Jurassic Park - I see exactly that: monuments; permanent installations; places that we will not only continuously revisit for the foreseeable future in sequels, prequels, remakes, and reboots, but places that we won’t even need movies to revisit due to their bottomless supplemental material: merchandise, television spin-offs, comic book tie-ins, videogames, toys, commercials, ringtones. We can’t “return” to any of these places because they move with us. There’s nobody to “bring back” because no one’s ever really gone. Hell, you don’t even have to seek this shit out because most of it will find you. I don’t mean to shame anyone for being passionate, but when people’s eyes widen at the sight of a Velociraptor I wanna ask them, “weren’t you just fed?” Purchasing a ticket to Ghostbusters: Afterlife will feel about as special as taking a selfie with the Bronze Fonz. 

But what about the Overlook? What’s so “cheap” about that piece of nostalgia? I can usually identify the cheapness of nostalgia by my own degree of numbness to it, which is why I felt nothing when I saw Vader again for the umpteenth time, and which is why my eyes widened when I saw the Overlook again for the first time since The Shining. The hotel’s lasting mysteries have occupied more real estate in the minds and imaginations of moviegoers than any other piece of horror history due in large part to the lack of supplemental media. Four decades and not a single tie-in or spin-off for us to indulge; nothing to scratch the itch for more more more. For this reason, Doctor Sleep is a true return; something that’s actually special. We haven’t seen these faces or these places since 1980, and we’ll likely never see them again after 2019 (for reasons which lie largely outside of Mike Flanagan’s and Stephen King’s control). 

I’ll happily join in on any critiques of shallow fan service when they’re warranted, but this isn’t one of those situations; this nostalgia comes at a price, and the film’s reception is evidence of that: if you wanna invoke Stanley you have to pay your dues -- Spielberg learned that the hard way. After all, expectations couldn’t be higher: the years since 1980 have been characterized by widespread obsession, both in academia and among consumers, ultimately serving as the basis for an entire documentary on the subject. So despite our allegiance to Stanley, haven’t we always kinda been waiting to go back? Just to put this damn thing to sleep? We don’t want answers - because that ruins the fun - but we do want a reason to finally close the book. 

Doctor Sleep gives us that reason without giving us any answers. 


The original novel ends with the Overlook perishing in a fiery explosion, but it’s still standing at the end of Kubrick’s adaptation. Indeed, the original film never really ended at all.

Until now.

I mentioned earlier that I consider Doctor Sleep to be more of a sibling to The Shining than a sequel, but that’s not accurate either. In effect, Doctor Sleep is where The Shining finally ends. If the question is, “was it necessary?” then the answer is: as necessary as any ending. Doctor Sleep is, if nothing else, closure. 

Yet we still have those mysteries to cling to - once maddening, now comforting, because when it’s all said and done, the scariest thought is that it’s over. Even the poor schmucks who didn’t ‘get it’ can appreciate that.